![]() ![]() In Dead Space 3 Ellie appears with both eyes in tact. My first issue is this: In Dead Space 2 Ellie Langford lost an eye during a Necromorph fight cut scene (no pun intended) and then proclaimed that Isaac Clarke is responsible and owes her an eye. I’m going to have to assume you’ve completed all four Dead Space games (1, iOS, 2 and 3) because I’m lazy and can’t be bothered explaining a vast majority of the back story nor can I be bothered warning ya’ll that this review contains pretty much every SPOILER in every Dead Space game. The following Dead Space 3 review was written while I sat in a soiled diaper as snot dripped from my nose onto my shirt. Having said that, my experience playing Dead Space 3 has compelled me to write a review, of sorts. I’m a discerning video game connoisseur, not a gamer, and my journalistic expertise lies in real journalism, not writing video game reviews because video game review writing is for children. I’ve been playing Dead Space 3 shit loads since it came out.
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